1 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:09,543 ("Just The Start", by Martin Felix Kaczmarski) 2 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,260 - [Man] I got it. 3 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,595 - [Woman] No, you got the last one. 4 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,297 - Don't worry about it. I want to. 5 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,736 - We can't have you spending all your money on us. 6 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,938 - Babe, we both know his father pays that credit card. 7 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:18,872 - I still have a limit. 8 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,374 - Mmhmm... 9 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,442 - Anyway, thank you, dinner was delicious... 10 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,511 Even if I was forced to suffer 11 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,713 through memories of your homosexual childhoods. 12 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:30,951 - Babe, we weren't homosexual, we were just... Experimental. 13 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,452 - Hey, there's nothing to be ashamed of, bro. 14 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,754 - Oh, shut up. This is all your fault. 15 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,422 - Mine?! You're the one who brought it up. 16 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:37,324 - Yeah, but it was you who started us being that way. 17 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,392 - How? 18 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,460 - Look at my penis. Is something wrong with my penis? 19 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,895 Let me see your penis. 20 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,563 Why is your penis so much bigger than mine? 21 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:44,998 - Come on, I never said your penis 22 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,634 was bigger than mine... Now you're just being absurd. 23 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,503 - Of course, my penis is bigger than yours. 24 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,439 It is a fact that uncircumcised penises grow up 25 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,474 to an inch-and-a half longer than circumcised ones. 26 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:57,544 - No, it is a fact that ten out of ten women 27 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:00,447 who sleep with a guy who has an uncircumcised penis, 28 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:03,417 wish that his parents had had his penis circumcised. 29 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,818 - All right, let's bring this back. 30 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:07,521 - Are you saying your penis is prettier than mine? 31 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,023 - My penis is definitely prettier than your penis. 32 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,525 - Bullshit! 33 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,760 - My penis could be a runway model, it's so pretty. 34 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,430 I have the Kate Moss of penises. 35 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,598 - Well, if your penis is Kate Moss, 36 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:23,603 my penis is Tyra Banks: tall, full-bodied and gorgeous. 37 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,706 - So, your penis is black? 38 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:31,378 - No! But, it is definitely comparable in size 39 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,546 of the average black penis. 40 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,381 - Would you guys stop saying penis? 41 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,515 - Yeah? Well, what good is it, 42 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:36,950 if all it can model are turtle necks? 43 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,885 - I still can't believe you both used to 44 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,454 mess around with boys. 45 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,456 - Babe, we were nine, we hadn't even hit puberty yet 46 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,690 A lot of guys go through this. 47 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,792 - Yeah, they're called homosexuals. 48 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,861 - Ok, it would have been with girls, 49 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:50,564 but after eight-years-old, parents started restricting us 50 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,732 from their daughters' bedrooms, so naturally 51 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,068 guys were the only thing that were available. 52 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,436 - [Woman] So, J, when are you finally 53 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,571 gonna start dating again? 54 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,438 - [J] I don't know. 55 00:03:58,438 --> 00:03:59,406 Between work 56 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,440 and hanging out with you guys 57 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,708 I don't have time to meet someone. 58 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,511 Besides, you don't meet a good girl in a bar. 59 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:05,979 - Steve met me in a bar. 60 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,814 - I know... 61 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,649 - What are you laughing at? Defend me! 62 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:10,750 - Bad Jacob! 63 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,520 - Oh, hey, I meant to mention, 64 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,422 my very good girl friend, Sarah, 65 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,790 just wrote a biography about her grandfather 66 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,625 and she doesn't have the first clue about editing it. 67 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:19,926 So I thought maybe you could help her? 68 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,329 - Sure. Tell her to drop by my place, any day. 69 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,530 - Great! Maybe this will be the project 70 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,332 to help you realize your full potential. 71 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,399 - Babe... That's rude! 72 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,702 - What? Jacob knows I think he's wasting his talents 73 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,370 at that slacker magazine. 74 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,538 - Ok. Let me check out the project 75 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:32,772 and see if I'm even suitable. 76 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:33,940 - You're the smartest person I know. 77 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,941 Of course you're suitable. 78 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,010 - Babe, again... Really? 79 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,745 - Oh, shut up, dummy. 80 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,514 - Okay, come on... 81 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:45,452 (Mexican music) 82 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,495 - Hello? 83 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,796 - [Jacob] Come in. 84 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,473 - Hi, Jacob? 85 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,377 - Yeah? 86 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:11,978 - [Sarah] I'm Sarah, Laura's friend. 87 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,483 - Oh, yeah. Hi. 88 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,953 - Is this a bad time, because I could come back? 89 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,655 - No, absolutely not. 90 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,460 Here. Come, have a seat. 91 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,136 - Did Laura tell you what I'm working on? 92 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,938 - Oh, right, work, yeah... 93 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:42,509 She mentioned you were writing 94 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,477 a biography on your grandfather? 95 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:45,779 Was he someone I would know? 96 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:49,482 - Probably not. He ghostwrote most of the time. 97 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:52,452 Though if you've read a lot about human sexuality, 98 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,554 you may have unknowingly read some of his work. 99 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:57,791 - I wouldn't say a lot, but I wrote my senior AP thesis 100 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,493 on the Kinsey Reports when I was in high school. 101 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:03,530 - That's so weird. My grandfather actually 102 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,498 coauthored those with Alfred and Wardell... 103 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:09,603 - You know, you are really beautiful. 104 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,909 - Oh... Hmm... 105 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:20,013 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. 106 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,482 - No, no, it's fine, I've just never 107 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,618 been very good at taking compliments. 108 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:27,520 But I think a lot of people are like that, you know? 109 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:32,192 - Sorry. I wasn't listening to a word you're saying, 110 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,761 'cause I was fantasizing about kissing you. 111 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:38,231 - Laura said you're a terrible flirt. 112 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,134 - Oh yeah, what else did she say about me? 113 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,203 - Just that you're top notch, and she thought 114 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,238 you'd be a perfect fit for the job. 115 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:49,042 - Well, while I appreciate Laura's faith in my abilities, 116 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:52,245 I have to say, I mean, in full disclosure, 117 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,515 I've never actually edited a biography before. 118 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,050 But, I'll gladly take a look and... 119 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,518 - Shit! 120 00:06:58,518 --> 00:06:59,886 - What is it? 121 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,187 - I just realized I totally forgot 122 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,856 to bring the manuscript with me. 123 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,591 - [Jacob] That's okay. You can send me the file 124 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,192 or drop it off another time. 125 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,194 - I'm so absentminded sometimes, 126 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,529 I can't believe I did that. 127 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:10,797 - Honestly, it's no big deal. 128 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,098 I mean, I could even come pick it up 129 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,733 from you, whatever's easiest. 130 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,037 - Do you wanna come to my place 131 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,905 for dinner on Friday night? 132 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,640 - Oh, uhhh... 133 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,109 - [Sarah] I mean, only if you wanted to... 134 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,513 It's just, usually I cook dinner for my roommate, 135 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:28,948 Camille, and myself, but she's moving soon, 136 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,984 so she's going out with some friends instead. 137 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:34,254 And, I was just thought I could give it to you then, 138 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,655 but, no pressure. 139 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:39,826 - I would love to come for dinner. 140 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,094 - [Sarah] Then it's settled. 141 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,129 I'll send you a text with my address 142 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,532 and I'll see you Friday at seven. 143 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:46,966 - Perfect. 144 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,573 Why is it that I'm just meeting Sarah? 145 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,275 Where the fuck have you guys been hiding her? 146 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,142 - We haven't been hiding her, 147 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,611 she just got out of a long relationship. 148 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,046 - I'm pretty sure that can't be good. 149 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,548 - Don't worry about it, it was months ago. 150 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:02,982 Now, listen, I got to tell you some shit. 151 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,784 - Ok. Rub 'n tug stories, it is. 152 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,052 - Yes, now focus... 153 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:07,554 Remember the legit spot I mentioned, 154 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,922 the nail salon, over on Windsor? 155 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,090 - [Jacob] Yeah. 156 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,058 - Ok, so I go in there to get a massage 157 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,293 and everything's on the up-and-up, 158 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:14,994 no funny business, which is annoying, 159 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,030 because the girl giving me this massage 160 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:21,000 was this smoking hot, forty year-old, Italian cougar. 161 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,670 So, I'm getting the massage, she's rubbing my back, 162 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,205 my shoulders, whatever. 163 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,073 And then, and I'm telling you, anywhere else 164 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,042 I would have been expecting this, 165 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:33,713 she takes off my towel, starts rubbing my inner thighs, 166 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:39,619 starts massaging my ass crack and then 167 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:42,255 she starts tonguing my balls' sack. 168 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,224 - Get out! She licked your balls?!? 169 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,326 - Yeah, yeah. Believe me, I was equally as surprised. 170 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:49,262 It took me everything to not just blow my load right then. 171 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,296 - So, what happened? 172 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,065 - Then she took off her top and I started playing 173 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,868 with her tits and then we made out. 174 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,302 - You made out with her?! 175 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:57,837 - I know, it was stupid, but she was 176 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,806 so fuckin' hot I didn't care. 177 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:03,343 - Jesus Christ! Then what? 178 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,279 - Then she took off her pants and I fucked her on the table! 179 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,782 - Please tell me you wore a condom! 180 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:09,983 - Well, here's the capper: 181 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,385 being a legit place, she didn't have one. 182 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,388 - You went bare back? Are you fucking crazy? 183 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,389 - I didn't go bare back. 184 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,091 I don't have a death wish. 185 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:21,327 But what they did have were those rubber surgical gloves, 186 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,663 so she put one of those on me, 187 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,732 strapped it tight with a rubber band. 188 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,136 - All right, what's going on? 189 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,738 - I think I'm just trying to avoid the fact 190 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,639 that it's getting time 191 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,040 to settle down with Laura. 192 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,208 - What settle down? 193 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,843 You guys have been together for five years. 194 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,946 - I know, but, she's been mentioning marriage lately. 195 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,247 And, the weird thing is, I don't even know 196 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,816 why I wouldn't marry her. 197 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,851 You know I have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, 198 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,352 I do whatever I want on the side, 199 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:47,854 it's not like much would change. 200 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,322 - I honestly don't know how you do it. 201 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,293 - Anyway, what were you going to say about Sarah? 202 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,328 - Nothing, just that she invited me 203 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,729 for dinner Friday. 204 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,398 Usually she eats with her roommate, 205 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,999 but the roommate's going out of town 206 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,401 or something, I don't know... 207 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,337 - Oh, yeah, Camille. Wait until you meet her too, 208 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:08,074 she is so fucking hot! I would literally let her 209 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,311 piss in my mouth after drinking a carton of vinegar. 210 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,812 Literally. 211 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,716 So, you're going, right? 212 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,419 - I said I would, but I'm having second thoughts, 213 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,254 I'm worried it's gonna be weird, so, 214 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,957 as usual, you know... I don't know. 215 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,792 - Why would it be weird? She obviously likes you. 216 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:27,994 - You really think so? 217 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,329 - No, she has everyone she hires come over 218 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,331 on Friday night and cooks dinner for them. 219 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,967 Yes, she likes you! That's how girls do it. 220 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,469 They're slick like that. And, anyway, she's totally loaded. 221 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:40,740 Her dad's in oil or natural gas or whatever. 222 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,708 I approve. 223 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,477 - Oh, well, if you approve... 224 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,380 Oh, by the way, Laura is coming over for lunch tomorrow, 225 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,015 so I can thank her for the business. 226 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,484 - Perfect. That means I'm free to learn more Italian. 227 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,052 Thanks. 228 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,420 - I'm not doing this for you. 229 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,023 - Well, thank you, anyway. 230 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:00,860 - Lock it. 231 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,428 - There we go. 232 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:07,100 - Fuck, she licked your balls? 233 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,402 - Hey, listen, can I talk to you about something? 234 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,938 - What? Like more about my underachievements? 235 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,441 - No, shush... But, it is about Steve, 236 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:18,011 and it would be off the record, so I just wanted 237 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,512 to make sure that that would be okay with you? 238 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,447 - I mean, I'm friends with both of you. 239 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:22,348 - Yeah, I know, but... 240 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,151 - It's fine. I don't tell Steve everything. 241 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,953 - I think he's having an affair. 242 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,390 - What makes you think that? 243 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,525 - He's just been acting so different lately, 244 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,427 he's been coming home later from work and 245 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,929 stepping out to use his phone, 246 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,330 and, I know this is gonna sound so nuts, 247 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,098 but he smelled like this perfume the other day 248 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,800 that you can't even get in America. 249 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,335 I tried it on last year when we went to Italy. 250 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,203 Anyway, I know that you guys are friends, 251 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,939 and I would never say that you said anything, 252 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,374 but I just had to ask is anything going on? 253 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,410 - I think this is probably the kind of thing 254 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,178 that you two should talk about 255 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,913 between the two of you, you know? 256 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,415 - I mean, I know that he's cheated before, 257 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,351 but those were minor, one-time occurrences so... 258 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,485 - [Jacob] If you knew he cheated, 259 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,788 then why are you still with him? 260 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,424 - I don't know... 'cause it's like you said, 261 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,224 I mean, it's impossible 262 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,960 to meet somebody. 263 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,328 You got to get used to their eating habits 264 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,862 and their sleeping habits, and really 265 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,498 the whole thing is just a huge pain in the ass. 266 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,534 - [Jacbo] So, laziness? 267 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,336 - Basically. 268 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,137 - [Jacbo] You see, it's philosophies like that that make me 269 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,406 not wanna to be in a long-term relationship. 270 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,208 - No, that's you not wanting to grow up, 271 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,410 which is tied into your fear of intimacy and commitment. 272 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,045 - Let's not forget my fear of death. 273 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,347 - Which I completely understand. 274 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,416 - I just don't think people are meant to be 275 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,151 in long-term relationships. 276 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,886 - You honestly don't think that there's any deeper meaning 277 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:36,422 or value to be gained from being in a long-term commitment? 278 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,223 Really? 279 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,424 - Maybe for some. 280 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,194 But, I mean, how can you gain deeper meaning, 281 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,030 when you suspect that your partner is cheating on you? 282 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,201 - I'm so confused. 283 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,904 - Just talk to Steve. I'm sure whatever is going on 284 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,007 can be explained or dealt with. 285 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,410 - Yeah, you want that fucking carrot, don't you?! 286 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:02,115 (screaming) 287 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,524 - You know, a little while ago I had a crush on you? 288 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,192 - Get out of here... 289 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,928 - I did. And I thought that you had a little one on me. 290 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,630 - You're my best friend's girlfriend. 291 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,133 - Which only makes it all the more natural. 292 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,370 Not that we ever would've acted on it or anything. 293 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,441 - Okay, maybe, but this isn't a safe subject. 294 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,610 - I mean, I always just figured that 295 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,145 you had your chance and passed. 296 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,447 - Passed what? What are you talking about? 297 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,382 - I met you first before I met Steve. 298 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,151 - See, now I know you're fool of shit, 299 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,919 because you fucking hated me when we first met. 300 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,455 - I did not hate you. I just thought that you were a snob. 301 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,123 - Oh. 302 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:49,462 - Anyway, it doesn't even matter now, 'cause I'm with Steve. 303 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,231 And he's never gonna marry me 304 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,467 and I know he's cheating on me. 305 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,038 You know, I have been impossibly busy lately. 306 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,407 I wouldn't even blame him for cheating. 307 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,376 - Please, just talk to him. 308 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,380 - Yeah, I know you're right. 309 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,415 Hey, I'm sorry. 310 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,218 - Hey, you've nothing to be sorry about. 311 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,587 - Thanks. 312 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,958 - Fuck me! Harder! 313 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:21,661 - Faster! 314 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,429 I'm coming. 315 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:37,477 You are something special. 316 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,012 - [Woman] No, you are something special. 317 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:50,490 (phone vibrating) 318 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,492 What? 319 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,192 - Where's the remote? 320 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,193 - I don't know. 321 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,027 - Where's the remote? 322 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:55,962 - I don't know. Who cares? 323 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:59,699 (phone vibrating) 324 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,399 What's the big deal? 325 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,368 - Shush! Shush! 326 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,104 Hello? 327 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,108 Hello? 328 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,379 Hello? 329 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:21,220 (water splashing) 330 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:26,225 (phone ringing) 331 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,233 - Wasssup mutha-fuckuh? 332 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,069 - [Laura] (crying) 333 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,471 - Steve? 334 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,576 - He's definitely cheating on me. 335 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,481 - I'm still a little lost. 336 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,449 - I thought we had plans tonight, 337 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,220 so I texted him and when I didn't hear back 338 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,456 by like the fifth text, I decided to call. 339 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,293 And then I heard his phone ringing in the living room, 340 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,461 so I went and found it, 341 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,397 and I thought he must have left it here, 342 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,466 so naturally I hung up. 343 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,670 And then, I just sat there like a jerk, 344 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,438 for, like, 20 minutes, 345 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,674 trying to remember "Did we have plans?" 346 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:19,679 and where is Steve, and my suspicions got the best of me, 347 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,316 and I looked through his call log, 348 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,485 and I saw that he called the same number 349 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,655 like ten times a day and always at cheating times. 350 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,424 - Cheating times? 351 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:36,429 - Like before work or at lunch or during breaks, 352 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:41,767 or after work when he said he was working, that fucker! 353 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:48,274 Anyway, I decided to block my phone number 354 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,577 and I called and a girl picked up the phone. 355 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,414 - Well, that doesn't necessarily mean he's... 356 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:59,151 - (mumbling) I heard him in the background, 357 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:03,055 clearly asking who she was talking to. 358 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:08,394 Anyway, I freaked out and I hung up. 359 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,396 - Oh, sweetie... 360 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,401 - I don't know what to do. 361 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,737 - Do you want to come to dinner at Sarah's? 362 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,207 - No, I'll be fine. Besides, I don't want to run 363 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:25,244 into Camille. I'm not exactly the biggest fan of hers. 364 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,680 - Yeah, Steve mentioned that. 365 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,750 - Oh did he? Did the fucking creep also mention 366 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,086 that he thinks she's hot and he wants to fuck her? 367 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,457 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 368 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,493 - It's okay. 369 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:44,730 - No, you go to dinner at Sarah's and have a great time, 370 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,700 and I wanna hear all the details when you get back. 371 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:51,170 - Okay. Well, call me if you need anything, ok? 372 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,173 - Ok. Thank you for always listening. 373 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,207 - Of course. 374 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:03,649 (car engine) 375 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,410 - You must be Jacob. 376 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,216 I'm Camille. 377 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,422 - Yes. Hi. 378 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,725 - Come on in. 379 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,494 Sarah ran to her room, she'll be right back. 380 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,929 Make yourself comfortable. 381 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:55,134 (French gentle music) 382 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,698 - [Sarah] Ah, you're here... 383 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:27,466 - Hi. 384 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,467 - Hi. 385 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,240 You had any trouble finding the place? 386 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,243 - No, not at all. It smells amazing in here! 387 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,512 - Oh, that's just a Bolognese recipe I've had 388 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,448 in the family for a hundred years. It's nothing special. 389 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:45,651 Wine? 390 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,821 - Thank you. I'm sorry, 391 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,323 I should have totally brought a bottle. 392 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,859 - No, this is my treat. I just hope you're not 393 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,695 one of those carb-free health freaks. 394 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,632 - What? Did Laura tell you I'm manorexic? 395 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,435 - [Sarah] No, but I'm curious. 396 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,737 You are from LA originally, and, well... 397 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:05,805 - Hey, are you're looking for trouble? 398 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,039 - No, why, you got some? 399 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,475 - Oh man, I have trouble coming out of my ears. 400 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,509 - [Camille] Sounds like trouble. 401 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,944 - There she is. 402 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,947 - Where are all your hot friends? 403 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,783 - Don't listen to her, she's plenty of suitors. 404 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,752 - A girl could always use one more. 405 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,524 - You guys are funny. 406 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,827 - You don't know the half of it. 407 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,562 - Well, I'm certainly intrigued. 408 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,731 - Let's just say we know for a fact that a chandelier 409 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:36,335 can't withstand a gorgeous, drunk twenty-one year old. 410 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,071 - Hey, it was you who dared me! 411 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,840 - Why don't you show Jacob around? 412 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,641 I'm gonna finish up dinner. 413 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,310 - Come with me. 414 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,855 And this is where we chill. 415 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,866 - What's this? 416 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,467 - Sarah made that. 417 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,903 - Wow, it's really cool. 418 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,339 - So, you're like a book editor, or something? 419 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:16,375 - Actually, I'm like a freelance copyeditor, 420 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,544 but more with magazines. 421 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:19,545 - Do you love it? 422 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,447 - I love words. 423 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,449 It's probably the most under-appreciated job, 424 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,819 considering it's what truly shapes a story in the end. 425 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,889 - Sometimes I wish I could edit my life. 426 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,459 - I always say that. You have no idea 427 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,528 how many pieces I would cut. 428 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,530 - I hope not too many. 429 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,832 - Well, certainly not this moment. 430 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,470 I have to have your phone number. 431 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,471 - I leave in a week. 432 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,473 - I have to see you before you go. 433 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,674 - You're here to hang with Sarah. 434 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:49,942 She's my closest friend. 435 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,479 - I never beg, but I am begging. 436 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,516 - I don't know... 437 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,455 - Please! 438 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,463 Please! 439 00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:23,976 Wow, that was amazing. Absolutely delicious. 440 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,645 I must have gained ten pounds but it was totally worth it. 441 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,149 - [Sarah] You really do have a weight issue, don't you? 442 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,851 - No, it's more like this generic neurosis, you know, 443 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,487 that switches its focus from this to that occasionally. 444 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:36,889 - Well, you look great. 445 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,125 - [Jacob] Thank you. 446 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:46,398 You know, you really are something else. 447 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:49,735 - I'm never quite sure what that means. 448 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:53,739 - No, I mean you're smart, you're beautiful, 449 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:57,710 you're a great cook, and, apparently a brilliant author. 450 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:01,480 - Well, I don't know about brilliant, but, ok. 451 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,483 Come sit closer. 452 00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:05,918 - Okay. 453 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,691 - I like you. 454 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,693 - I like you too. 455 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:19,698 (jazz music) 456 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:27,606 - J, I'm telling you... 457 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:30,075 This Italian chic is a fucking freak! 458 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,044 And, trust me when I say, you do not want to know 459 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,113 where that carrot was before I fed it to her... 460 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,881 - Okay, okay, look, what the hell are you talking about? 461 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,483 You just have to stop. 462 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,084 - I don't think I can. 463 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,886 - I'm telling you, you're playing with fire, bro. 464 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:43,188 Laura's suspicious. She asked if I knew anything. 465 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,090 - And what did you say? 466 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,560 - Nothing, of course. But she's really upset, man. 467 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:53,065 - I'll deal with it. How was dinner with Sarah? 468 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:56,235 - Really good, actually. Sarah's awesome. 469 00:23:56,235 --> 00:24:01,740 There's just one snag: I totally like her and we made out, 470 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:06,278 and had fun, but I met Camille, and, Jesus Christ! 471 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,013 I understand the vinegar now. 472 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,182 - Let it go. Don't mess this up with Sarah, 473 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,017 if you get in good with her, you'll be set. 474 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,286 - You keep saying that, but I don't care about the money. 475 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,722 And besides who are you to be telling me to let it go? 476 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:18,557 - I'm just saying, Sarah is a great catch. 477 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:21,093 Don't ruin it for a girl who is leaving town in a week. 478 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:24,763 - But, I just have to put my cock in Camille. 479 00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:26,632 - And how are you gonna do that? I've been dropping hints 480 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,168 on her for two years, and nothing. It will never happen. 481 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:32,571 - Maybe not. Going out with her tonight, though. So... 482 00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,106 - What? No way! 483 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:35,140 - I'm serious. 484 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,810 - Okay, look... I never ask you for anything, but, 485 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,878 please, can I hide in your closet tonight? 486 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:41,280 - Shut the fuck up... 487 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,048 - I'm totally serious, I'll be completely silent. 488 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,049 I don't even have to see everything. 489 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:45,851 I'll just peak out after you lead her to the bed. 490 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,587 - Okay, anyone willing to look at my naked ass, 491 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:50,322 in order to see a hot chick get fucked, 492 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,657 has some serious issues. 493 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,993 - She's not just hot, she drips sex. 494 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,296 I mean, I'm not into fecal play, believe me I'm not, 495 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:58,263 I'm not even sure how that works, 496 00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:00,332 but I would totally let her shit on my chest. 497 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,802 - Dude, you are fucking out of control these days! 498 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:06,105 Now, seriously, knock off this crap 499 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,674 with the Italian before you get caught. 500 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:12,311 - I can't, okay... Look, I know Laura's great 501 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:13,779 and I love her to death, 502 00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:15,981 but if I have to have sex with just her... 503 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:19,585 - No, I get it. You just have to make up your mind, 504 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:23,522 because, I'm telling you, she knows. 505 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:27,993 - Tell me the truth: did you say something to her? 506 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:32,264 - No! Never. It's just girls know this shit, 507 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,766 even if they don't trust their intuition, 508 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,168 girls almost always know. 509 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,370 And, frankly, if men were just more honest with women... 510 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:42,307 - What?! No! Women don't want honesty. 511 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:43,842 They don't, believe me. 512 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,043 - Ok, whatever. 513 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,780 Just talk to Laura and reassure her, ok? 514 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,314 - And you stay away from Camille. 515 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:52,317 - Okay, I'll talk to you later. 516 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:55,654 - I'm kidding; do whatever you want. 517 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,629 (door closing) 518 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,732 - Hey, babe. 519 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,401 - What the fuck is this? 520 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:43,335 - Where did you get that? 521 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,169 - In your pants. 522 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,737 - Why were you going through my stuff? 523 00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,806 - I was doing the laundry, you asshole! 524 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:48,440 Now, whose number is that? 525 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,374 - I don't know. 526 00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:50,209 - [Laura] Bullshit! 527 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,276 - Calm down. 528 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,679 - No, I will not fucking calm down until you explain 529 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,747 why there's a girl's number hidden in your pants! 530 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:59,251 - You are being so paranoid, and so crazy right now. 531 00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:02,387 I'm not talking to you until you calm down. 532 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,358 - Whose number is it Steven? 533 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,327 - It's a friend's number, okay? 534 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,296 - No, it's not okay. It is far from being okay! 535 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,130 Who is she? 536 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,799 - See, I knew you would react this way 537 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,267 if I mentioned her, so I never did. 538 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,136 - Is she someone from work? 539 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,405 Did you meet her on the street? Or in a bar? 540 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:21,807 - I just know her from around. 541 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:22,774 - What does that mean? 542 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,376 - You know, I do go out without you sometimes. 543 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,879 - Yeah, and now I know what you do. 544 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:28,280 - You are so fucking far off base with this, 545 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,314 it's not even funny. 546 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,283 - Oh yeah? Then explain it. 547 00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:32,150 And explain why you denied 548 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,253 knowing what it was in the first place. 549 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,189 - No. 550 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,193 - This is not over, Steven. Where are you going? 551 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:44,029 - To make a drink, okay, Laura? 552 00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:46,031 Or is that too suspicious for you as well? 553 00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:48,233 - No, you are not gonna make me out to be the paranoid, 554 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:49,268 crazy one here. 555 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:51,203 - Oh, believe me, you don't need my help for that. 556 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,906 - You're such a coward and you're such an asshole! 557 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:55,908 - And you are way too insane right now 558 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,910 and I don't appreciate the implications. 559 00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,845 - Yeah, well I don't hear you denying them either. 560 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,280 - What do you want me to do? Tell you 561 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,348 that I never look or talk to other women when I go out? 562 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,450 - I just want you to be honest with me. 563 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,986 - No, you want me to fuck up, so you can hold it over 564 00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,388 my head like you did the last time, 565 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:11,056 - It sounds like you're projecting. 566 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,891 And I'm not the one whose actions are in question here. 567 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:13,825 - I didn't do anything. 568 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:14,993 - I know you did something! 569 00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:16,328 - [Steve] Oh yeah? How do you know? 570 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,030 - Because I called this number when you left 571 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,098 your phone here and a girl picked up. 572 00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:21,166 - [Steve] So what? A girl answered. 573 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,501 - I heard you in the background, 574 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:26,004 asking who she was talking to, you fucking pig! 575 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:28,340 - Oh, so you went through my phone 576 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,343 and you snuck around and now you're feeling suspicious? 577 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:32,844 See, it all makes sense to me. 578 00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,880 No, you're not turning this around on me. 579 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,181 You are fucking cheating again, 580 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:37,783 and I am not standing for it this time. 581 00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:39,117 I want you out of my house! 582 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,052 - Where am I gonna go? 583 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,386 - I don't give a shit. 584 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,888 And you should have thought about that 585 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,123 before you went fuck some whore. 586 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,725 - Fuck you! 587 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,364 - Where are you going? 588 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:58,470 - I'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you in the morning. 589 00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:01,239 You are way too fucking nuts right now. 590 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,179 - I want you out of this goddamn house 591 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:08,981 by tomorrow, Steven! 592 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,115 - [Steven] You got it, babe! 593 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:11,450 (door slamming loudly) 594 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:26,798 (lively music) 595 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:33,572 (gentle music) 596 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,040 - Hey! 597 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,011 - The door was open so I let myself in. 598 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,446 - Wow, you look fucking amazing! 599 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:45,117 - I shouldn't be here, you know? 600 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,351 - Yeah. I know. 601 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:49,454 - Just so we're clear... 602 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:54,459 (sexy music) 603 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:10,575 - So, you don't want to just talk? 604 00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:11,943 - Oh, no... 605 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:16,948 (sexy music) 606 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:33,999 - Oh, fuck, that feels so good! 607 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,418 - How did they separate them? 608 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:56,455 - A janitor brought over turpentine, 609 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:58,423 I had to soak my hands in it. 610 00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:03,428 It stunk for like a week. My dad was so angry... 611 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,431 - Here! Maybe this will work. 612 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,866 - Thanks. 613 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,472 Where's the little traveler now? 614 00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:17,476 - She's done with Barcelona, and on her way to Madrid, 615 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,579 and apparently having the time of her life. 616 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:24,449 - Did she ask about me? I'm just kidding... 617 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,586 - Actually, yes. 618 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,020 - Really? 619 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,289 - Well, she asked if we're still together. 620 00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:32,691 - And, are we? 621 00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:34,392 - Oh, shut up. 622 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:36,928 - I'm joking... 623 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,369 So, what do you want to do 624 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:45,637 for the rest of the day? 625 00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:49,374 - Can we just stay home and relax before dinner? 626 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,545 - Yeah, sure. Maybe we can have a nap. 627 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,582 - I know what you mean by that 628 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:02,487 and that is not a nap... But, yes. 629 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,631 - It is not gay. 630 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:15,433 Every growing boy shows each other their penises, 631 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,335 even your grandfather even said so. 632 00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:19,004 - [Sarah] This definitely qualifies at least 633 00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:20,605 a two on the scale. 634 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,176 - I'm sorry I'm late. 635 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,777 - Sweetie, are you okay? 636 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,646 - Where is Steve? 637 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:30,282 - We just got into a huge fight in the car, 638 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,616 and he's not coming. 639 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,385 - Oh, sweetie... 640 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,554 - [Laura] I just feel like such a jerk. 641 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:36,788 - What happened? 642 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,390 - Maybe she doesn't want to talk about it. 643 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:41,126 - Well, a few months ago, I caught him cheating on me, 644 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:44,696 although he denied it entirely and made me feel crazy. 645 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:48,800 Then we were on our way here and I was just so excited 646 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,235 and grateful to be having dinner 647 00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:53,405 just the four of us, and, out of nowhere, 648 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,640 he said he was all packed up 649 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,342 and that it wasn't working for him 650 00:32:57,342 --> 00:32:59,377 and that it hasn't been for a long time 651 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:02,814 and that he was gonna leave as soon as dinner was over. 652 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,117 I don't even have my keys, because he drove. 653 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,621 - Oh, sweetie, don't worry about the keys. 654 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:10,689 Did you know about this? 655 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:12,157 - No. 656 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:14,726 - Okay, here's what we're gonna do: 657 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,395 we're gonna order our food to go, 658 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:18,430 we're gonna go to my place, 659 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,732 we'll pick up a couple bottles of wine on the way, 660 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:24,236 we'll hang out and watch a movie or something. 661 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:27,539 - No, I don't wanna be a burden and ruin your guys' night. 662 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:28,673 - Don't be ridiculous. 663 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,742 - Yeah, you're never a burden. 664 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,611 - Are you sure? Because that's exactly 665 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:35,213 what Steve called our relationship. 666 00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:38,416 - Well, although I love Steve, 667 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,119 he is just a total dick for saying that. 668 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:42,621 - Yeah, fuck Steve! Let's just get the waiter 669 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,789 and get some food and get out of here. 670 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:48,627 - Okay, that sounds really good, 'cause I'm really hungry. 671 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,234 What do you call this site again? 672 00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:58,770 - [Jacob] How are you not familiar with The Box? 673 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,106 - I'm terrible with computers. 674 00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:05,510 - You should totally play it at the bookstore. 675 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,882 - I wouldn't even know how it works. 676 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,884 - It's super easy: you just go to the website 677 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,421 and you type in an artist name or genre, and you're done. 678 00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:18,423 - Does it connect to my speakers? 679 00:34:18,423 --> 00:34:19,691 - [Jacob] I could help you set that up. 680 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,360 - More wine? 681 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,495 - [Laura] Yes, please. 682 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,499 More. 683 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,735 Thank you. 684 00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:36,207 You guys are too far away from me. 685 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:40,745 - [Jacob] We're right next to you. 686 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,715 - I know, but you're on that sofa and I'm over here 687 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,517 all by my lonesome. 688 00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:48,720 - Well, get over here, silly. 689 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,456 - Ok. 690 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,529 - [Sarah] If you could stand. 691 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:06,571 - That's better. 692 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,908 - Everything's gonna be okay. 693 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,710 - You promise? 694 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,345 - Yes! 695 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:19,617 - I love you guys! You guys are like my best friends. 696 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,222 - Awww, come here. 697 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:25,490 - [Jacob] Mmmmm... 698 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:33,398 Oh, I mean, I'm up for anything, but... 699 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,468 - [Sarah] Don't ruin this with talking. 700 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:41,473 (sexy French music) 701 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,687 - Oh man, I've such a bad headache. 702 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:05,790 - [Laura] It's been a long time 703 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,559 since we've done something like that. 704 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,562 - You've done that before? 705 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,931 - [Laura] She certainly has! 706 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,599 - Wait a minute... When? 707 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:17,769 - I told you I experimented quite a bit in college. 708 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,006 - We both did. 709 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:24,476 - Man, I knew I should have matriculated. 710 00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:30,448 - What? Do I have something on my face? 711 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,086 - I'm suddenly racked with guilt. 712 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,489 - [Jacob] Trust me, I've already thought about this. 713 00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:41,860 I think it's best if we just 714 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,995 never mention this to anyone. 715 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:45,864 - [Laura] Agreed. 716 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:46,798 - Sarah? 717 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:48,867 - I'm not gonna say anything. 718 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,969 I just don't think Steve deserves defending. 719 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,470 He was such an asshole. 720 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:53,404 - He wasn't that bad. 721 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:55,373 - [Sarah] Yeah, he was! He deserves whatever 722 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:56,908 he gets from cheating on you. 723 00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:58,443 - Granted. But, I could do without him 724 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,445 knowing I betrayed him. 725 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:01,679 - Betrayed him? He cheat, 726 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,481 he broke up with her; she's single. 727 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,818 - I know, but it's just sort of an unwritten code, 728 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:09,454 that you don't fuck your best friend's exgirlfriend. 729 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,456 Especially not the night they broke up, 730 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,091 certainly not in a three-way. 731 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,225 - I understand. 732 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:18,563 But Steve's a shit and Laura deserves to have a good time 733 00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:20,431 and we got a good time last night, right? 734 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:21,499 - I did. 735 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:22,634 - [Sarah] Jacob? 736 00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:28,540 - Umm... Yeah?... Yes. Yeah. 737 00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:30,808 - Good. 738 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,545 Then, since that's never gonna happen again, 739 00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:36,681 there's no reason to discuss it any further. 740 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:38,416 - [Jacob] Perfect. - [Laura] Great. 741 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:43,454 - Good. Let's all hug and then Laura, you're gonna go. 742 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,523 - [Laura] That sounds right to me. 743 00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:53,431 Have you guys seen my dress? 744 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:55,900 - [Voiceover] Our first interest in creating the scale... 745 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,869 Well, I should say, Alfred's first interest, 746 00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,904 came about one evening while four of us guys 747 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:01,873 were sitting around, after a late dinner, 748 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:03,808 and we had all had a bit too much to drink, 749 00:39:03,808 --> 00:39:05,543 and the discussion of size came up, 750 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:07,745 which lead us to talking about whether or not, 751 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,814 as males, we found penises, in general, 752 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:11,516 to be erotic or repulsive. 753 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,885 Well, as it was, three of the four of us said 754 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:15,920 we found them to be erotic, and so, naturally, 755 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,689 we all decided that the next step 756 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:18,823 would be to show each other... 757 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:19,624 - What is that shit? 758 00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:20,792 - Jesus Christ! 759 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,695 When did you get in here? 760 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,863 - What the fuck are you listening to? 761 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,666 - It's this interview with Sarah's grandfather. 762 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,502 He's actually quite an impressive thinker, 763 00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:32,870 and such a character. 764 00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:36,641 Are you alright? 765 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:38,676 - I just can't believe how badly 766 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:40,678 I've fucked things up this time. 767 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:45,516 - Yeah, well, as you said, you sabotaged it. 768 00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:49,087 - I know, but... I miss her. 769 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:51,956 She won't even take my calls. 770 00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:53,524 - [Jacob] Yeah, you can't really blame her. 771 00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:54,959 - Hey, I came here to feel better. 772 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,029 - [Jacob] Yeah, well I'm not gonna lie to you, 773 00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,964 because that's not gonna make you feel better. 774 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:04,068 - I don't know what I'm gonna do. 775 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,670 - [Jacob] You're gonna to do what you gotta do. 776 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:10,141 You're gonna take some time to heal, you're gonna learn 777 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,577 your lesson, you're gonna move on. 778 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,512 - [Steve] Why are you being so forceful? 779 00:40:14,512 --> 00:40:15,880 - What are you talking about? 780 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,049 - [Steve] You're acting differently than usual. 781 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,517 It's like you're taking her side. 782 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:21,853 - I'm not taking anyone's side. 783 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:26,057 You're both my friends, but you really screwed up, man. 784 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,058 - Have you seen her? 785 00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:29,594 - What are you getting at? 786 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,029 - Just wondering. 787 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,130 - Of course I've seen her. 788 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,531 She's one of Sarah's best friends, 789 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:35,633 she comes over the house to hang out. 790 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,001 - And you didn't think to tell me this? 791 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,469 - For what purpose? 792 00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:41,539 Besides, I figured you were just hanging out 793 00:40:41,539 --> 00:40:42,573 with the Italian, anyway. 794 00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:44,575 - That's been over for weeks. 795 00:40:44,575 --> 00:40:45,877 - I didn't know that. 796 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,147 Look, you have to move past this. 797 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,516 Obviously, I can't speak for Laura, 798 00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:53,518 but she's moving on, or at least she's trying to. 799 00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:57,755 - What do you mean? Is she seeing someone already? 800 00:40:57,755 --> 00:40:58,523 - Not that I know of. 801 00:40:58,523 --> 00:40:59,791 - Don't fucking lie to me, Jacob. 802 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:00,758 - I'm not lying. 803 00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:02,160 - How often does she go over to Sarah's house? 804 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,261 - Dude, what are you doing? 805 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,762 - Tell me how often, man. 806 00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:06,798 - Two, three nights a week. 807 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:07,965 - So you've been hanging out with Laura 808 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:08,900 this whole past month? 809 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,535 - No, I haven't been hanging out with Laura. 810 00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:13,037 She's been there to hang out with Sarah. 811 00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:15,139 I just happen to sleep there, a lot, 812 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,108 so I see her, that's it. 813 00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:21,913 (phone ringing) 814 00:41:23,948 --> 00:41:25,016 - Who was that? 815 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,184 - Sarah. 816 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:28,619 - You could've answered it. 817 00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:32,056 - Will you stop being so crazy? 818 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:34,058 You came over here to talk, we're talking. 819 00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:35,593 I'll call Sarah back. 820 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:38,896 - You're right, I'm sorry. 821 00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:41,599 Fuck. 822 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,936 - Dude, you want my advice? 823 00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:50,641 Go out, try to get laid, get a rub n' tug, whatever. 824 00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:52,043 Let some time pass. 825 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:56,714 Once her anger has subsided, maybe she'll realize 826 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:59,283 how much she misses you and she may come around, 827 00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:02,286 but, nothing is gonna change before that. 828 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,255 - Yeah, I guess. 829 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:07,592 Anyway, I'll see you later. 830 00:42:08,593 --> 00:42:09,794 - It's gonna be fine. 831 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,999 - Maybe I'll stop by Sarah's later, 832 00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:17,335 to see you and I run into Laura. 833 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:21,806 - No. Bad idea. Just give it some time. 834 00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:23,741 Besides, Sarah's pissed how you treated Laura. 835 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:26,310 Just let everything blow over first. 836 00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:27,311 - Fine. 837 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:40,691 (door closing) 838 00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:42,193 (phone call dialing) 839 00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:45,129 (phone ringing) 840 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,899 - There you are. 841 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,801 - Steve was here when you called, he's really upset. 842 00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:51,302 - [Laura] I don't wanna talk about Steve. 843 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,337 - Okay. What's up? 844 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:57,408 - Umm... Well, I was thinking maybe 845 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,310 you could come over later? 846 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,078 - If this is to set up those speakers, 847 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:02,980 can we just do that another night? 848 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,682 - It's not to set up my speakers. 849 00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,017 I'm actually not even at the bookstore, 850 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:07,218 I'm home. 851 00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,154 I want to talk to you 852 00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:11,255 about something kind of important 853 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,757 and I wanted to do it in person, so... 854 00:43:13,891 --> 00:43:15,259 I could order Chinese food, 855 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:17,228 we could just like eat and chat. 856 00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:19,363 - I don't know, I'm supposed to... 857 00:43:19,363 --> 00:43:22,366 - [Laura] Please! Please! Please! Please! 858 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:23,835 - Okay. 859 00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,269 - Thank you! 860 00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:45,890 (phone ringing) 861 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:48,326 - Hey Baby. What's up? 862 00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:52,063 - Hey. I just found out I have dinner 863 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,965 with a potential client tonight. 864 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:58,336 - Oh, that sucks. I just started preparing dinner for us. 865 00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:00,471 - Really? Oh, you know what? 866 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,407 Forget about it. I'll tell them I can't do it tonight. 867 00:44:04,442 --> 00:44:08,212 - [Sarah] No, don't do that. Work is work. You should go. 868 00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,349 - Are you sure? 869 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:16,354 - Yes, I'm positive. We can have dinner any night. 870 00:44:17,755 --> 00:44:19,824 - Well, should I come over your place after 871 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,392 or should I just stay in mine tonight? 872 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:25,229 - [Sarah] No, no, come over. But, don't rush. 873 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:27,398 - You're the best. 874 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:28,399 - [Sarah] I love you. 875 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:30,401 - Ok. Bye. 876 00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:56,961 Oh, man, I can't believe what I said to her. 877 00:44:56,961 --> 00:44:59,030 And an old lady, no less. 878 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:02,166 But she was being so indignant, 879 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:05,202 I had to stick up for the poor cashier, you know? 880 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:12,476 - So, as I said before, I really need 881 00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:14,111 to talk to you about something. 882 00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:16,781 - Yeah, what's up? Why so urgent? 883 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:23,387 - I really don't know how to say what I wanna say. 884 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,389 - Just say it. 885 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,425 - [Laura] It's kind of embarrassing. 886 00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:29,026 - You're talking to penis boy. 887 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,096 - Okay. 888 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,232 Remember last month when we all... 889 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,501 - Yeah? 890 00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:42,506 - Ok. Fuck it. I really liked the way that you felt 891 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:46,477 and I would really like to see you again. 892 00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:50,181 And I realize I'm being a huge hypocrite by asking you to go 893 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:51,916 behind Sarah's back the way Steve went behind mine, 894 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,052 and she is my best friend, but I had to put it out there. 895 00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,023 And maybe when we do it, 896 00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:01,425 we'll find out that we shouldn't take it any further, 897 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,427 and that's totally fine. 898 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,162 Or maybe I'm just trying to justify it 899 00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:06,497 because we've already had sex, 900 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:08,132 and, either way, I really don't think 901 00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:11,402 I can know until we try and I really need to know. 902 00:46:12,236 --> 00:46:16,374 So, I guess what I'm asking you is 903 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:19,076 will you make love to me alone? 904 00:46:20,945 --> 00:46:25,349 - Wow... That's quite the offer. 905 00:46:25,349 --> 00:46:26,884 - Ok, forget it. That was really stupid. 906 00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:31,889 - Yes. I would love to make love to you alone. 907 00:46:35,226 --> 00:46:36,861 Just not tonight. 908 00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:43,601 - No, not tonight. What kind of girl do you take me for? 909 00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:48,072 I never have sex with someone on a first date. 910 00:46:48,072 --> 00:46:50,541 - Oh, this is a date, huh? 911 00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:53,310 - Fuck you. 912 00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:57,915 No, it's not a date. 913 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,428 - What's wrong? 914 00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:48,032 - I feel like we haven't been connecting as well lately. 915 00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:54,371 - I'm sorry. It's just been work, it's been... 916 00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:01,178 - No, I'm not blaming you. I just miss you 917 00:48:01,178 --> 00:48:03,280 staying over the last couple of weeks. 918 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:08,385 - I've just been finishing so late. 919 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,069 - I was planning on making dinner tonight, 920 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,937 but only if you're free... 921 00:48:27,972 --> 00:48:30,307 - I just have to go finish a few chapters, 922 00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:33,444 and the magazine sent over some stories for me to edit. 923 00:48:34,378 --> 00:48:36,247 It should only take a couple of hours. 924 00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:38,649 - So, let's just say you'll be back here 925 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:40,317 for dinner at seven? 926 00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:46,957 - Yeah. Hey, maybe we could even see a movie afterwards. 927 00:48:50,127 --> 00:48:53,030 - Sure, let's just play it by ear. 928 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:54,165 - Yes. 929 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:27,464 - Camille? 930 00:49:27,464 --> 00:49:29,567 - Aren't you gonna tell me how good I look? 931 00:49:34,104 --> 00:49:36,240 - You look fucking edible. 932 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,541 - Shut up and hug me before your woman 933 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:39,977 comes and sees you drooling. 934 00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:43,414 - What are you doing here? 935 00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:44,548 - I could go... 936 00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:48,485 - No, no, I just had no fucking idea. 937 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:50,721 - [Sarah] Nice surprise, huh? 938 00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:53,390 - When? How? When? How long did you know? 939 00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:54,525 - Just a few days. 940 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,227 - I don't know why anyone would be excited 941 00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:57,494 to see little ol' me. 942 00:49:57,494 --> 00:49:59,330 - Oh, shut up. 943 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,198 Camille is gonna be staying with us while she's home. 944 00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:03,400 I mean, assuming you're gonna be staying here too. 945 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,401 - What do you say? 946 00:50:04,401 --> 00:50:07,338 - Great! I mean, cool. 947 00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:10,307 I mean, I might stay here some of those nights. 948 00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:11,408 - Then it's settled. 949 00:50:11,408 --> 00:50:14,011 Let's go eat dinner before it gets cold! 950 00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:23,754 - [Camille] I only regret not going to Bilbao, 951 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:26,090 but I definitely will next time. 952 00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:27,658 - But, for now, you're back. 953 00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:29,493 - [Camille] Well, for a week, maybe two, 954 00:50:29,493 --> 00:50:31,462 then it's off to New York to see my father, 955 00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:34,298 and then back to Europe for another couple months. 956 00:50:34,298 --> 00:50:35,399 - Then what? 957 00:50:35,399 --> 00:50:37,167 - [Camille] I haven't decided yet. 958 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:39,536 - Well, you know you're at the perfect age to be doing this. 959 00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:42,406 - [Camille] Honestly, I feel kind of lost lately. 960 00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:44,341 - You're not lost, you're just growing up. 961 00:50:44,341 --> 00:50:46,310 It's all part of the process. 962 00:50:46,310 --> 00:50:48,345 - I don't know, nothing seems to grab my attention 963 00:50:48,345 --> 00:50:49,446 for very long anymore. 964 00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:51,215 - No, that's just your generation. 965 00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:55,619 You guys are a bunch of ADD having, social media using, 966 00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:58,889 text messaging, reality TV obsessed freaks. 967 00:50:58,889 --> 00:50:59,690 - Jacob! 968 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,458 - What? It's true. 969 00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:04,228 - He's kind of right. I mean, I got lucky, 970 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:06,397 I hate reality television. 971 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,398 (Jacob laughs) 972 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:08,832 - [Sarah] Don't worry about that. 973 00:51:08,832 --> 00:51:10,701 When something comes along that's worth your attention, 974 00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:12,369 it'll grab hold of you. 975 00:51:12,369 --> 00:51:15,606 - And, more importantly, you'll be ready to grab hold of it. 976 00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,274 - I'll probably just go back to my father's 977 00:51:17,274 --> 00:51:18,642 and regroup from there. I've always known 978 00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:21,078 I'd end up back in Manhattan, anyway. 979 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,415 - I wish I could live in New York again. 980 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:28,252 - Not me. I was happy to leave that filthy garbage infused, 981 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:30,421 rat-filled city for the clean air of the west coast. 982 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,589 - What clean air? It's all smog. 983 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,358 - [Camille] He's kind of right, you know? 984 00:51:34,358 --> 00:51:36,427 - [Sarah] I'll take smog over rats any day. 985 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:38,729 - Sure, but I need more culture. 986 00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:40,397 - [Sarah] There's plenty of culture here. 987 00:51:40,397 --> 00:51:42,266 - Yeah, but you have to search to find it. 988 00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:44,435 There it just bumps into you on the street. 989 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:50,207 - Man, I love New York. The hustle and bustle, 990 00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:54,411 the sound of the subways, the smell of the bus fumes, 991 00:51:54,411 --> 00:51:56,513 people yelling, food stands. 992 00:51:56,513 --> 00:51:59,450 I mean, the energy is just palpable, you know? 993 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,552 - Are you flirting with me? 994 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:05,522 - What? No! 995 00:52:05,522 --> 00:52:07,725 - Oh my god, you are flirting! 996 00:52:07,725 --> 00:52:09,393 - [Jacob] How was that flirting? 997 00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:11,428 I was simply letting a personal opinion be known. 998 00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:14,431 - [Sarah] You are redder than a tomato, Mr. 999 00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:15,899 - He certainly is. 1000 00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:18,469 - Stop, you guys are just making it worse. 1001 00:52:19,403 --> 00:52:20,804 - [Sarah] I need to keep my eye on you. 1002 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:21,805 - Oh, yeah? 1003 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:22,706 - Yeah. 1004 00:52:22,706 --> 00:52:23,941 - [Camille] Oh, no, I think he's dangerous 1005 00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:25,709 and needs to be watched. 1006 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,511 - Ok, shut up, both of you. 1007 00:52:27,511 --> 00:52:28,746 - Oh, a little defensive. 1008 00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:32,383 - Okay, now, can we please switch to cocktails? 1009 00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:33,217 I wanna get drunk! 1010 00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:34,518 - I'm game. 1011 00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:36,353 - I bet you are. Don't think we're having 1012 00:52:36,353 --> 00:52:38,455 a repeat of a couple months ago. 1013 00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:41,425 - I wasn't thinking that. 1014 00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:44,995 - [Camille] What happened a couple months ago? 1015 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,264 - Maybe, I'll tell you a little later. 1016 00:52:47,264 --> 00:52:51,435 But, Jacob, here, was a nasty, naughty boy. 1017 00:52:52,436 --> 00:52:54,538 - [Camille] Oh, sounds juicy. 1018 00:52:54,538 --> 00:52:55,539 - Oh, it's pretty good. 1019 00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:58,542 - Okay. Okay, you girls go chat somewhere else, 1020 00:52:58,542 --> 00:53:01,745 let me clear the table and then we'll figure out drinks. 1021 00:53:06,316 --> 00:53:07,618 - [Sarah] We'll be downstairs. 1022 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,797 - Give me all the details. 1023 00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:23,634 - I can't say. I promised, we all promised 1024 00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:24,935 not to tell anyone. 1025 00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:27,738 - Oh, fuck you, bitch. I'm Camille. 1026 00:53:29,273 --> 00:53:30,841 It's Cami, damn it! 1027 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:32,910 - I can't say. I really can't. 1028 00:53:34,678 --> 00:53:36,413 - You are no fun. 1029 00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:43,387 - Whisky! 1030 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:46,490 (door bell ringing) 1031 00:53:47,424 --> 00:53:48,425 - Are you expecting anyone? 1032 00:53:48,425 --> 00:53:49,460 - No, are you? 1033 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:50,527 - No. 1034 00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:52,429 - No one knows I'm in town. 1035 00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:55,432 - I'll get it. 1036 00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:01,738 Wow, wow, wow! Dude, what are you doing? 1037 00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:03,073 - [Steve] The door was open. 1038 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,842 - You can't just walk in here like this. 1039 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:06,009 - Why not? 1040 00:54:06,009 --> 00:54:08,045 - For one thing, Sarah's not exactly happy 1041 00:54:08,045 --> 00:54:08,979 with you right now. 1042 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,647 - That's fucking bullshit, man! 1043 00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:11,949 I'm still pissed at you for not telling me 1044 00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,684 Laura was over here all those times. 1045 00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,452 - Dude, don't put that on me. 1046 00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:17,087 I was just giving you guys space, because I figured 1047 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:19,323 that was the only way it was gonna work, ok? 1048 00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:21,692 - Yeah, well I'm over her now. 1049 00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:22,893 And, besides, I ran into her, 1050 00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,628 and it seemed like she's dating somebody. 1051 00:54:24,628 --> 00:54:25,529 - Really? 1052 00:54:25,529 --> 00:54:26,964 - Yeah. She was so aloof, 1053 00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:28,966 it's the only reasonable explanation. 1054 00:54:30,567 --> 00:54:33,070 So, are you and Sarah just chilling? 1055 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:34,938 - Actually, Camille's here too. 1056 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:37,374 Settle down. She just got into town. 1057 00:54:37,374 --> 00:54:39,676 - Dude, I still can't believe you hit that shit. 1058 00:54:39,676 --> 00:54:42,513 I've been dying to taste her pussy for years! Years! 1059 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,481 You gotta let me in. 1060 00:54:44,481 --> 00:54:47,584 - No. No. Sarah's gonna be pissed. You gotta go. 1061 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:49,453 - [Steve] Just let me go in and say hi to Camille 1062 00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:51,355 real quick and I'll give her a hug. 1063 00:54:51,355 --> 00:54:53,390 - Dude, you have to go. 1064 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:58,495 - Wait, does Sarah not want me in or is it you? 1065 00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:02,833 - What? Come on... 1066 00:55:12,442 --> 00:55:14,077 - You can't come down! 1067 00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:17,648 (struggling loudly) 1068 00:55:20,684 --> 00:55:23,754 - [Camille] Steve! How the fuck are you? 1069 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:24,688 - Better now. 1070 00:55:24,688 --> 00:55:26,056 - [Sarah] What is he doing here? 1071 00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:28,559 - Sarah. 1072 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,460 - Steve. 1073 00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:32,462 - Awkward. 1074 00:55:32,462 --> 00:55:34,765 - Look, can we just not be weird with each other, please? 1075 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:37,100 I've known you way too long. 1076 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:38,435 - You really hurt Laura. 1077 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:40,103 - Yeah, but I didn't hurt you. 1078 00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,138 What happened between me and Laura 1079 00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,072 is between me and Laura. 1080 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,607 - I just don't like how you fucked with her. 1081 00:55:43,607 --> 00:55:44,775 - She fucked with me too, you know? 1082 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,443 It's not just a one way street. 1083 00:55:46,443 --> 00:55:48,946 - Okay, come on you guys, let's just all get along, 1084 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:51,448 we'll chill out, we'll have a few drinks, huh? 1085 00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:53,784 - I'm willing to drop it. 1086 00:55:54,618 --> 00:55:56,553 - Sarah? 1087 00:55:56,553 --> 00:55:58,722 - Fine... And, I know you didn't do 1088 00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:00,691 that crap to me, but I'm still annoyed. 1089 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:01,558 - Babe. 1090 00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:02,459 - Fine. I'm dropping it. 1091 00:56:02,459 --> 00:56:03,694 - Ok, can I get drunk now? 1092 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,696 I mean, can I drink now? 1093 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:08,532 - Yeah, drink. Let's drink. 1094 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:11,702 - Yes, the bitch is back, everyone! 1095 00:56:12,569 --> 00:56:13,503 - [Sarah] Where is the whisky? 1096 00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:18,475 (gentle piano music) 1097 00:57:27,711 --> 00:57:29,513 - Where are you going? 1098 00:57:30,847 --> 00:57:33,283 - I just have to run to my apartment and get some work done. 1099 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:37,554 But, hey, stay asleep. I'll be back this afternoon. 1100 00:57:37,554 --> 00:57:39,690 - Okay. Love you. 1101 00:57:40,557 --> 00:57:41,692 - Love you too. 1102 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,318 - We can't keep doing this. 1103 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,620 - Did I do something to upset you? 1104 00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,956 - No, of course not. It's just... 1105 00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:15,625 I'm anxious all the time and all I do is lie to everybody. 1106 00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:17,961 - Do you want a blowjob? 1107 00:58:17,961 --> 00:58:20,530 - No, I'm being serious. 1108 00:58:21,565 --> 00:58:24,501 - Okay, I'm sorry. 1109 00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:27,270 - It's just getting to be too much. 1110 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:30,006 And Camille is at the house now. 1111 00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:31,308 - What? When did Camille get into town? 1112 00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:34,077 - Yesterday. And then Steve decided to show up... 1113 00:58:34,077 --> 00:58:35,278 - What? Steve was at the house, 1114 00:58:35,278 --> 00:58:37,347 with my friends and that fucking floozy? 1115 00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:40,117 - Do I have to point out that, I, Steve's best friend, 1116 00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:41,918 I'm fucking you, his ex-girlfriend, 1117 00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:44,287 who also happens to be best friends with my girlfriend? 1118 00:58:44,287 --> 00:58:46,289 - Ok, look, I get it. I'm just ... 1119 00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:47,891 I'm sorry, it just irritates me, 1120 00:58:47,891 --> 00:58:49,826 I know he did that shit on purpose. 1121 00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:52,596 - What, showed up at Sarah's 1122 00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:53,964 in hopes Camille would be there, 1123 00:58:53,964 --> 00:58:56,733 so he could hang out with us just to make you upset? 1124 00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:58,135 - Don't be facetious. 1125 00:58:58,135 --> 00:58:59,836 - I'm just pointing out how silly that thinking is. 1126 00:58:59,836 --> 00:59:01,371 - No, you're not, you're picking on me. 1127 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,006 And you were supposed to call me last night. 1128 00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:07,110 - I couldn't. I'm not picking on you. 1129 00:59:07,110 --> 00:59:09,613 It's just, I don't think we should start shit 1130 00:59:09,613 --> 00:59:11,248 when we are not in such 1131 00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:13,683 a wonderfully accepted scenario ourselves. 1132 00:59:17,754 --> 00:59:22,325 I just, I think we should put this on hold for a while. 1133 00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:24,227 - I don't want to stop seeing you. 1134 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:28,965 - It's just getting too convoluted and more than one person 1135 00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:31,635 is gonna get extremely hurt. 1136 00:59:31,635 --> 00:59:34,304 - Okay, alright, I mean, listen, 1137 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:36,306 we'll cool it down a little bit. 1138 00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:38,275 But, please, just don't stop seeing me. 1139 00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:40,410 - Yeah. Okay. 1140 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:41,745 - Okay? 1141 00:59:59,696 --> 01:00:02,265 - Yo, yo, motherfucker! 1142 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:05,368 - [Jacob] Steve? 1143 01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:06,069 - What's up, bitch? 1144 01:00:06,069 --> 01:00:07,137 - What up, dude? 1145 01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:12,709 You here for dinner or... 1146 01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:14,110 - In a manner of speaking. 1147 01:00:14,911 --> 01:00:16,112 - [Jacob] What are you talking about? 1148 01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:17,247 - Don't worry about it. 1149 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:18,315 - What do you mean? 1150 01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,416 - Oh, my God! 1151 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:20,350 - [Camille] Hey, Steve. 1152 01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:25,322 - You look fucking unbelievable! 1153 01:00:28,158 --> 01:00:30,694 - Where are you guys off? Where are you guys going? 1154 01:00:30,694 --> 01:00:32,128 - Steve asked me to dinner. 1155 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:36,032 - And Sarah approved? 1156 01:00:36,032 --> 01:00:37,868 - Sarah's not my mother. 1157 01:00:40,003 --> 01:00:42,305 - Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 1158 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:44,007 - What? I'm not doing anything. 1159 01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:45,308 - You are okay with this, right? 1160 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:48,778 - Of course I'm ok with this, I just had no idea. 1161 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:50,380 Why wouldn't I be ok? 1162 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:51,882 - I don't know. Why wouldn't you be ok? 1163 01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:54,484 - [Camille] Good then it's settled. Let's go. 1164 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:57,053 - Hi Sarah. Bye Sarah. 1165 01:00:57,053 --> 01:00:58,355 - [Sarah] Have her back at a decent hour. 1166 01:00:58,355 --> 01:00:59,956 - I will be. 1167 01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:01,191 - Not your mother, huh? 1168 01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:02,859 - Be nice. 1169 01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:04,060 G'night, Jacob. 1170 01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:05,262 - Good night. 1171 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:08,164 - Vinegar, dude. 1172 01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:12,402 Seriously, she's gonna piss my mouth tonight. 1173 01:01:24,948 --> 01:01:27,317 - Why is Camille going out with Steve? 1174 01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:28,518 - You got me. 1175 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:33,056 - I mean, it's just ridiculous. He's not even in her league. 1176 01:01:33,056 --> 01:01:34,357 - [Sarah] Well, she's just home for a week, 1177 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,559 she probably wants to get laid. 1178 01:01:35,559 --> 01:01:38,295 Although, he might wanna be careful or he's gonna get hurt. 1179 01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:41,231 - What are you talking about? 1180 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:43,400 If anyone needs to be protective, it's Camille. 1181 01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:46,202 - [Sarah] Why are you being so defensive? 1182 01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:48,872 - I'm not being defensive. I'm just confused 1183 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:51,308 how you switched your tune so suddenly. 1184 01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:54,110 - Look, why are we arguing about Steve and Camille? 1185 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:55,245 They can do whatever they want to. 1186 01:01:55,245 --> 01:01:57,347 - And you're not even worried how this may affect Laura? 1187 01:01:57,347 --> 01:01:58,348 - [Sarah] Laura's over him. 1188 01:01:58,348 --> 01:01:59,549 - Yeah? Are you sure about that? 1189 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,551 - I don't know. But they're all adults 1190 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:04,020 and I don't wanna talk about this anymore. 1191 01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:05,322 I wanna eat the delicious meal 1192 01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:07,324 I just spent two hours cooking for us. 1193 01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:10,126 Then I wanna drink some wine, maybe watch a movie, 1194 01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:12,862 and fuck my boyfriend. Is that okay? 1195 01:02:15,031 --> 01:02:19,536 - I'm sorry. Dinner is delicious. 1196 01:02:19,536 --> 01:02:21,404 I'm totally up for all that. 1197 01:02:22,839 --> 01:02:28,211 - Then it's settled: dinner, wine, movie, fucking. 1198 01:02:28,211 --> 01:02:29,346 - I mean, I can't promise 1199 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:32,282 it's gonna be in that order, but yes. 1200 01:02:32,282 --> 01:02:34,351 - Good. Salad? 1201 01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:36,853 - Yes, please. 1202 01:02:42,459 --> 01:02:44,194 I just don't think he's right for her... 1203 01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:45,962 - Jacob! 1204 01:02:45,962 --> 01:02:48,398 - Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop. 1205 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,937 This looks really delicious. I mean, all of it. 1206 01:03:13,089 --> 01:03:15,058 - That was amazing. 1207 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,262 - I'm spinning. 1208 01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:29,339 - God, I just wanna put it in you right here. 1209 01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,378 (zipper opening) 1210 01:03:36,346 --> 01:03:41,351 Ohhh... Fuck... Yeah... That's right... 1211 01:03:42,352 --> 01:03:44,387 Say hello to Tyra. 1212 01:03:44,387 --> 01:03:45,522 - [Camille] What? 1213 01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:47,924 - Nothing... Just keep sucking. 1214 01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:53,563 - Get ready. I wanna go again. 1215 01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:57,100 - No more... I can't take anymore. 1216 01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:59,402 - You better get that dick hard. 1217 01:03:59,402 --> 01:04:03,039 Don't make me stick a pencil in your ass and rape you. 1218 01:04:03,039 --> 01:04:04,240 - What? 1219 01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:08,311 I'm kidding. I just watched this documentary 1220 01:04:08,311 --> 01:04:09,412 on female convicts. 1221 01:04:09,412 --> 01:04:11,181 That's how they rape the male guards 1222 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:13,349 who can't get a boner because they're too scared. 1223 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:15,351 Apparently, the force of the pencil 1224 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:20,123 causes pressure on the prostate, causing an erection. 1225 01:04:20,123 --> 01:04:25,628 - Ok, ok, no pencil, please. I'll get hard, 1226 01:04:25,628 --> 01:04:27,430 just give me a minute. 1227 01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:32,068 - You can always go down on me... 1228 01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:34,938 You know I like that. It's been a while. 1229 01:04:37,674 --> 01:04:38,608 - Ok. 1230 01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:53,490 - Oh, oh, God, oh fuck, oh God! 1231 01:04:57,460 --> 01:05:02,465 Fuck it! Come inside. But we have to be quiet. 1232 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,078 - What was that? 1233 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,412 - What? 1234 01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:19,516 - That. 1235 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:22,986 - I'm sure it's just Camille. Back to work. 1236 01:05:52,348 --> 01:05:53,483 - You could've just stayed in bed and 1237 01:05:53,483 --> 01:05:54,784 I'd have gotten coffee on my way home. 1238 01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:57,053 - I needed to be up anyway. 1239 01:05:57,053 --> 01:05:58,421 - I had a great time last night. 1240 01:05:58,421 --> 01:06:00,089 - Yeah, that was fun. 1241 01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:02,325 - Are we gonna be able to do this again before you leave? 1242 01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:03,393 - I don't see why not. 1243 01:06:03,393 --> 01:06:04,494 - Good. 1244 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,399 - What? 1245 01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:11,367 - You know what. 1246 01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:12,368 - [Steve] Good morning, Sarah. 1247 01:06:12,368 --> 01:06:13,770 - Good morning, Steve. 1248 01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:15,338 - [Camille] What are you doing awake? 1249 01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:17,173 - I couldn't sleep, I thought I'd make some coffee 1250 01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:18,474 and read the paper. 1251 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:19,776 - Coffee's already on. 1252 01:06:19,776 --> 01:06:21,277 - I can smell. 1253 01:06:21,277 --> 01:06:22,712 - [Camille] What? 1254 01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:30,486 - Laura? What are you doing here? 1255 01:06:31,721 --> 01:06:34,057 - I couldn't sleep, so I figured I'd read the paper 1256 01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,325 until you woke up. 1257 01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,059 - Oh, uhhh... 1258 01:06:36,059 --> 01:06:37,360 - Was that Steve's car out front? 1259 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,561 - Yes, but I can explain. 1260 01:06:38,561 --> 01:06:40,196 - Explain what? 1261 01:06:40,196 --> 01:06:41,464 - [Steve] Hi, Laura. 1262 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:46,669 - [Laura] Oh my God! You fucked Steve? 1263 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,504 - What? No, of course not. 1264 01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:50,440 - Yes, you did, you fucked him! 1265 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,407 - [Sarah] Don't be crazy. 1266 01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:52,542 - We didn't fuck. 1267 01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:54,711 - Then why are you here in what is clearly your clothing 1268 01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:56,613 from last night and you're in a robe? 1269 01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:59,249 - We did not have sex. I would never sleep with Steve. 1270 01:06:59,249 --> 01:07:00,383 - What the fuck is happening? 1271 01:07:00,383 --> 01:07:02,118 - Jesus Christ, I slept in Camille's room. 1272 01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:04,587 - What? Is Camille still here? 1273 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,091 - I know this looks bad, Laura, 1274 01:07:08,091 --> 01:07:10,293 but I promise we didn't hook up. 1275 01:07:11,394 --> 01:07:13,096 - How did you know Camille was here? 1276 01:07:13,096 --> 01:07:13,830 - [Laura] Jacob told me. 1277 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:15,265 - When did you talk to Jacob? 1278 01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:16,466 - [Laura] Yesterday. 1279 01:07:16,466 --> 01:07:18,167 - Why do you and Jacob talk to each other? 1280 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,503 - I don't owe you any explanations and how long did you know 1281 01:07:20,503 --> 01:07:21,371 she was coming for? 1282 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:22,872 - Three days ago. I was gonna tell you, 1283 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,407 but I forgot and then I... 1284 01:07:24,407 --> 01:07:26,142 - We talk twice a day and you forgot each time? 1285 01:07:26,142 --> 01:07:27,277 - I haven't seen you, and 1286 01:07:27,277 --> 01:07:28,544 I didn't wanna hurt your feelings. 1287 01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:30,413 - Nothing happened. 1288 01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:32,715 - Yeah, right, Camille. I know how you are. 1289 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,484 - What is that supposed to mean? 1290 01:07:34,484 --> 01:07:35,785 - It means, I know how you can't keep 1291 01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,487 your hands off of other people's men. 1292 01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:38,388 - What's that fucking mean? 1293 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,423 - Okay, girls. This is getting out of hand. 1294 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:41,724 - I didn't do anything wrong. 1295 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,192 - This time or last time? 1296 01:07:43,192 --> 01:07:44,360 - [Camille] What last time? 1297 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:45,495 - [Steve] Okay, Laura, that's enough. 1298 01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:47,263 - [Laura] You don't get to tell me what's enough anymore! 1299 01:07:47,263 --> 01:07:48,564 - Look, can we all just talk about this 1300 01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:49,399 in a civilized manner? 1301 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,200 - No, I can't just talk to this asshole 1302 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:52,435 or this fucking hussy. 1303 01:07:52,435 --> 01:07:53,102 - What's going on? 1304 01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:54,370 - Who are you calling a hussy? 1305 01:07:54,370 --> 01:07:55,538 - How often do you talk to Laura? 1306 01:07:55,538 --> 01:07:56,472 - You! You're a hussy! 1307 01:07:56,472 --> 01:07:57,373 - What? 1308 01:07:57,373 --> 01:07:58,107 - What are you talking about? 1309 01:07:58,107 --> 01:07:58,908 - Let's not be irrational, Laura. 1310 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,543 - I think she has the right to know. 1311 01:08:00,543 --> 01:08:01,177 - Know what? 1312 01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:02,178 - Laura! 1313 01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:03,713 - Camille and Jacob fucked before she went away, 1314 01:08:03,713 --> 01:08:05,548 when you guys were first dating. 1315 01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:07,417 - What are you talking about? 1316 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:08,384 - Ask her. 1317 01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:09,285 - Fuck, Laura! 1318 01:08:09,285 --> 01:08:10,420 - Fuck you! 1319 01:08:11,387 --> 01:08:12,855 - [Laura] Is it true? 1320 01:08:12,855 --> 01:08:14,457 Well, is it? 1321 01:08:18,394 --> 01:08:19,729 - Sarah! 1322 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,601 - Why would you just come in here and blurt that shit out? 1323 01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:28,304 - Oh, go fuck one of your whores! 1324 01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:31,641 - Babe, open up. 1325 01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:33,343 - [Sarah] Go away. 1326 01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:34,310 - It didn't mean anything. 1327 01:08:34,310 --> 01:08:36,446 We had just met, we weren't even official yet. 1328 01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:38,414 - That's such bullshit! 1329 01:08:39,315 --> 01:08:40,683 - [Camille] Sarah, please, let's talk about this. 1330 01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:42,452 It was so long ago and it didn't mean a thing. 1331 01:08:43,286 --> 01:08:46,556 - No! This whole time you guys have both been lying to me. 1332 01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:48,324 I want you out. 1333 01:08:48,324 --> 01:08:50,293 I want you all out of my goddamn house now! 1334 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:51,427 - Sarah, please! 1335 01:08:52,528 --> 01:08:53,863 This is so fucked. 1336 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:54,864 - Why did you tell Steve? 1337 01:08:54,864 --> 01:08:56,466 - He's my best friend. 1338 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:59,702 - I can't believe I ever trusted either one of you. 1339 01:08:59,702 --> 01:09:01,337 - Wait, Sarah. Just talk to me! 1340 01:09:01,337 --> 01:09:03,840 - No. I have nothing to say to you, to any of you. 1341 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,907 - At least, talk to me. 1342 01:09:04,907 --> 01:09:07,343 - Oh, yeah you wanna talk? 1343 01:09:07,343 --> 01:09:08,644 Let's do it! Let's all talk. 1344 01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:09,846 - Thank you. 1345 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:10,913 - And while we're clearing the air, 1346 01:09:10,913 --> 01:09:12,415 we might as well get it all out there. 1347 01:09:12,415 --> 01:09:13,316 - What else is there? 1348 01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:14,617 - Yeah, there's nothing else to speak of. 1349 01:09:14,617 --> 01:09:16,486 - Oh no? How's this for more? 1350 01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:17,653 - Please, Sarah, don't! 1351 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,255 - Jacob, Laura and I had a menage a trois. 1352 01:09:19,255 --> 01:09:19,856 - I knew it! 1353 01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:21,457 - Yeah... We all fucked 1354 01:09:21,457 --> 01:09:23,526 the night you decided to break her heart, asshole! 1355 01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:24,927 - We agreed to never mention that. 1356 01:09:24,927 --> 01:09:26,362 - You fucked my roommate! 1357 01:09:26,362 --> 01:09:27,430 - I don't fucking believe this! 1358 01:09:27,430 --> 01:09:28,364 - Yeah? Well, it's the truth. 1359 01:09:28,364 --> 01:09:29,766 Should we all have a discussion about it now? 1360 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:30,967 - You said you had my back. 1361 01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:32,735 - I did have your back, originally. 1362 01:09:32,735 --> 01:09:34,537 - I'm gonna fuck you up! 1363 01:09:34,537 --> 01:09:36,172 - Steve! 1364 01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:49,185 - Don't you ever call me again. We're not friends! 1365 01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,830 - I want you all out of my goddamn house, now! 1366 01:10:00,830 --> 01:10:01,764 - [Jacob] Hey... 1367 01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:04,434 - Especially you, motherfucker! 1368 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:16,312 - Sarah, please, let's talk. 1369 01:10:16,312 --> 01:10:18,548 - I'm too hurt. I want you to leave. 1370 01:10:19,449 --> 01:10:20,049 - But... 1371 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,517 - Get out! 1372 01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:48,344 - [Jacob] Thanks for agreeing to meet me. 1373 01:10:49,445 --> 01:10:53,316 And, you know, I just wanna say, I really miss you guys, 1374 01:10:53,316 --> 01:10:54,917 and I'm sorry for everything that happened. 1375 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:57,053 - [Laura] That was not even close 1376 01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:58,654 to being entirely your fault. 1377 01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:02,425 - Yeah, I mean, look, we all go through shit sometimes, 1378 01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:04,427 it may take a while for us to get over things, 1379 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:05,995 but we'll always be friends. 1380 01:11:06,829 --> 01:11:08,431 - Well, thank you. 1381 01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:09,799 - Of course. 1382 01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:13,069 - [Jacob] You know, I have to say, although I was more 1383 01:11:13,069 --> 01:11:14,971 than a little shocked when I ran into you guys 1384 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:18,508 and saw that you were back together, later on it just hit me 1385 01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:20,309 how perfect you are for one another. 1386 01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:25,915 - Yeah, yeah. I mean, sometimes you just have to 1387 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:30,853 swallow your pride and get really clear on what you want. 1388 01:11:30,853 --> 01:11:33,055 And what this whole mess showed me, most of all, 1389 01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:35,558 was how much love I still had for Laura 1390 01:11:35,558 --> 01:11:38,761 and not to mention how poorly I treated her. 1391 01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:40,530 - Of course we both had to 1392 01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:41,998 get over the hurt and start fresh, 1393 01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:44,467 but, in some ways, the love is even stronger now. 1394 01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:50,706 - There must be something really wrong with me, 1395 01:11:52,008 --> 01:11:53,543 because I'm looking at you guys, 1396 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:57,013 and you're so great together, and you're happy, 1397 01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:58,481 and I know it's for real, and, you know, 1398 01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,783 I believe what you're saying, 1399 01:12:00,783 --> 01:12:04,887 and, yet, when I consider the likeliness that I'll ever have 1400 01:12:04,887 --> 01:12:06,455 anything even remotely as good 1401 01:12:06,455 --> 01:12:09,825 as what you two have, not only can I not visualize it, 1402 01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:13,095 I don't even think I want it. 1403 01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:14,730 - I think that's just some bullshit 1404 01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:17,600 you've been telling yourself for far too long. 1405 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:18,701 - Yeah. I don't know. 1406 01:12:18,701 --> 01:12:20,436 - [Laura] Unquestionably, I do. 1407 01:12:20,436 --> 01:12:21,971 - You know what? I would love to just cut to 1408 01:12:21,971 --> 01:12:25,474 my next big love affair, you know? 1409 01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:28,010 It seems like I thrive at the beginning of relationships. 1410 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,713 - Jacob, you cannot just go through life editing out 1411 01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:32,448 what you don't like. 1412 01:12:32,448 --> 01:12:34,116 If you never experienced the pain, 1413 01:12:34,116 --> 01:12:36,852 you wouldn't know how great the pleasure is. 1414 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,621 - [Steve] She's right, you know? 1415 01:12:38,621 --> 01:12:41,991 - I know, it's just... It's really hard sometimes. 1416 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:47,530 - So, shall we tell him the news? 1417 01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:48,464 - What? 1418 01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:49,432 Are you getting married? 1419 01:12:49,432 --> 01:12:50,700 - To this guy? No! 1420 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,934 - Thanks. 1421 01:12:51,934 --> 01:12:53,803 - I'm just kidding, you know I love you. 1422 01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:55,471 I mean, that's definitely what I used to want. 1423 01:12:55,471 --> 01:12:57,840 But I just figured, after everything we've been through, 1424 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,642 why can't we just be together? 1425 01:12:59,642 --> 01:13:01,777 - Her words. Believe me, I asked, she said no. 1426 01:13:01,777 --> 01:13:04,847 - I told you, a piece of paper holds no merit to how I feel. 1427 01:13:04,847 --> 01:13:06,515 - So, what's the big news? 1428 01:13:06,515 --> 01:13:08,117 I mean, you can't be pregnant... 1429 01:13:09,452 --> 01:13:12,521 Holy shit! Congratulations! 1430 01:13:13,656 --> 01:13:14,557 How far along? 1431 01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:16,025 - [Laura] Thirteen weeks. 1432 01:13:16,025 --> 01:13:18,527 - Good, then it can't be mine. 1433 01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:21,664 Too soon? Yeah? No? 1434 01:13:21,664 --> 01:13:24,533 This is a cause for celebration. We should get some tequila 1435 01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:26,469 and toast or are you allowed to have any? 1436 01:13:26,469 --> 01:13:28,738 - I can have one, but that's it. 1437 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:31,173 - And don't get any big ideas about a menage a trois. 1438 01:13:31,173 --> 01:13:32,475 - What? No, never. 1439 01:13:32,475 --> 01:13:35,911 - Good, because, for the next six months, 1440 01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:37,780 the only three-way's gonna be happening 1441 01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:40,216 will be between me, Laura and the baby. 1442 01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:41,884 - You're so disgusting! 1443 01:13:41,884 --> 01:13:43,419 Get outta here! 1444 01:13:45,221 --> 01:13:48,157 So, J, what are we gonna do about 1445 01:13:48,157 --> 01:13:49,892 getting you a new girlfriend? 1446 01:13:49,892 --> 01:13:51,761 - No, absolutely not! 1447 01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:53,663 - Babe, I told you, leave him alone. He's fine. 1448 01:13:53,663 --> 01:13:55,698 - Oh, shush. I know the perfect girl for you. 1449 01:13:55,698 --> 01:13:57,566 You're gonna love her! And, as luck would have it, 1450 01:13:57,566 --> 01:13:59,168 she just finished writing her first novel 1451 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:00,770 and is in need of an editor. 1452 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:03,539 - No! No more of your friends! 1453 01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:07,977 So, have you thought of names yet? 1454 01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:09,779 If it's a girl, maybe Tyra. 1455 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:10,579 - [Steve] I like it. 1456 01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:11,280 See? 1457 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,281 That's a good one. 1458 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:17,486 (gentle music) 1459 01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:39,575 ("Whiskey and Kerosene", by Jason Hiller)